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So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
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