you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
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