The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
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