anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
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how 'bout i take you out sometime?
How about I buy myself chipotle... And give myself a handjob. Win-win.
Hjs aren't even enjoyable...sex or blow job..I can give myself a hj
If only ther wer more like u...
I have a similar policy.
I knew Boston girls were trashy, but either way I need to get out there...
So what are you doing Friday :)
can I buy you chipotle sometime?
If Chipotle is worth a HJ then Anna's should get me a BJ.
Chipotle is heaven.
Steak burritos, tell them to be generous with the sour cream, cheese, and guac. Just amazing.
Omg yes I think I'm going to start doing this too chipotle is almost worth a bj
What I'm a girl and if I were a guy I would def be worth a bj
Pulled beef bowl please.
No one wants your hj.
Chipotle is def worth a bj
Where in boston at u? Lol
I guess this makes the OP an official whore
I'll buy u chipotle if u buy me chipotle! It's a win win situation!
Tb is for taco bell. Sarcasm u bigger dumbshit.
After dating my girlfriend any guy would go to TB get a job and fucking make chipotle just for a hj. talk about sexually deprived right here. Whistler b.c hate my life.
If I were a whore that'd be my policy.
I don't like chipotle. Hole in the wall ghetto mexican...so much better.
yea so would i. i would put chipotle on his dick
ahahhaha. yess MA ;)
well, that was easy.
Hahaha 10:13 WIN-WIN
Fuck it or suck it bitch then I will get ur chipotle...
1137 has cocks for fingers. Pass it on dot dot dot!
Best site ever. Food and sex and drugs
Chipotle is Mexican McDonalds.
Its too easy!
You ma'am r an embarressment to society
chipolte... fuck there really is a god!
dude, I am not buying you another burrito
i really hope this was a mass text
Where do i meet these women??
Your mom's a sarcasm.
Fine fine drive down to NM, we have a ton here, but I'm still getting my dinner from Sonic. It's across the street from TB anyway.
Bonus...Chipotle gave out free burrito coupons last week!
And I disagree, Anna's is worth more than just a BJ, if Chipotle gets you a HJ...
Ya greater boston area girls!!!!!! Woohoo!!!!!
Not all of us live in Florida. Dumbshit.
i finally got posted this is such a proud moment for me!
Fuck you highroad. Ur a douche
Haha thats awesome.
currently employed at chipotle in shoppers world.
Apparently, a hj
All people dont lIve in Florida? Really?
i would definitely give out hj's for chipotle if i was a chick
i dont know this isnt really that funny
If this area code was 575 I'd be on this deal. Quite the bargain.
You are in all likelihood a fat whore.
When I was in high school I drunkenly yelled out at a party "I'll suck anyone's dick who takes me to Taco Bell!" Guy took me, I gave him a bj, he was really small, and I lost my appetite. FAIL. Next time ask for the food first.
Buying chipotle right now
Aren't those 89 cents at Taco Bell?
HJs are terrible. If I ever bought a girl Chipotle I'd be disappointed in myself to begin with, and if she gave me a HJ in return for that I'd feel like I was slathered in shame. It's not even real Mexican food, it all tastes the same, and I can find my way around my cock with my hand better than any woman can. She should use her mouth, because I can't. And if she is eating Chipotle I would only objectify her anyway, give her a fake name, fake number, and fake background, and never call her again.
Chipotle is the white mans burrito
Well aren't you cheap?
It's my pussy! I want TB!
Are you a hot girl??? If not. Get a life
12:07 hit the nail right on the head. 13th and Oklahoma.
Oooo will you tickle my balls for some Kentucky fried chicken? I don't live near a Chipotle. Please I'll throw in a biscuit!!!
Sweet. Where do u live
If you are from Boston you should be eating Anna's not Chipotle! what is WRONG WITH YOU!?!?!
You're almost worth a bj
I'll let you cum in my pussy for Taco Bell.
have more respect for yourself.
Dude Taco Bell isn't even as good as Chipotle, at least have some standards. At least Sonic or something.
I'm with 2:12. Anna's all the way!
Classy. Maybe she should hand out fliers
Shes a whore and homemless
Umm Tampa bay. Dumbshit.
I'm 1137, how did I get trolled? Lol!
Me thinks TB chick is a dude pretending to be a chick. Pass it on...
what's the best thing to get at chipoltle?
What's crank? Is that anything like crack? If so, I'll take a rock and a burrito please.
This has to be a forum for fat chicks or crank whores
Bored now. Time for ATHF