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  • how 'bout i take you out sometime?

    Submitted by LOLjk on Aug 11, 10 at 9:10pm
  • How about I buy myself chipotle... And give myself a handjob. Win-win.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 10:13pm
  • Hjs aren't even enjoyable...sex or blow job..I can give myself a hj

    Submitted by wrestle614 on May 7, 10 at 10:54am
  • I knew Boston girls were trashy, but either way I need to get out there...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 10:21pm
  • I have a similar policy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 10:18pm
  • If only ther wer more like u...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:52am
  • can I buy you chipotle sometime?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 2:34am
  • So what are you doing Friday :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 10:30pm
  • Chipotle is heaven. Steak burritos, tell them to be generous with the sour cream, cheese, and guac. Just amazing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 11:08pm
  • If Chipotle is worth a HJ then Anna's should get me a BJ.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 7:57pm
  • Omg yes I think I'm going to start doing this too chipotle is almost worth a bj

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:03am
  • No one wants your hj.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 2:06am
  • Chipotle is def worth a bj

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 1:34am
  • Where in boston at u? Lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:18am
  • What I'm a girl and if I were a guy I would def be worth a bj

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:08am
  • Pulled beef bowl please.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 11:17pm
  • I'll buy u chipotle if u buy me chipotle! It's a win win situation!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 2:30pm
  • I guess this makes the OP an official whore

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 2:26am
  • After dating my girlfriend any guy would go to TB get a job and fucking make chipotle just for a hj. talk about sexually deprived right here. Whistler b.c hate my life.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 6:57am
  • Tb is for taco bell. Sarcasm u bigger dumbshit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:13am
  • If I were a whore that'd be my policy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 11:54pm
  • Hahaha 10:13 WIN-WIN

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 8:15pm
  • Fuck it or suck it bitch then I will get ur chipotle... ........for free

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 11:54am
  • I don't like chipotle. Hole in the wall ghetto mexican...so much better.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:07pm
  • 1137 has cocks for fingers. Pass it on dot dot dot!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 11:39pm
  • ahahhaha. yess MA ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 10:31pm
  • yea so would i. i would put chipotle on his dick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 10:12pm
  • well, that was easy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 7:32pm
  • Best site ever. Food and sex and drugs

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 11:37pm
  • Chipotle is Mexican McDonalds. Its too easy!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 10:23am
  • chipolte... fuck there really is a god!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 2:56am
  • You ma'am r an embarressment to society *HighRoad*

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 10:38pm
  • Fine fine drive down to NM, we have a ton here, but I'm still getting my dinner from Sonic. It's across the street from TB anyway.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 11:34pm
  • i really hope this was a mass text

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 10:22pm
  • Ya greater boston area girls!!!!!! Woohoo!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 11:04am
  • Where do i meet these women??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:10am
  • dude, I am not buying you another burrito

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 10:38pm
  • Bonus...Chipotle gave out free burrito coupons last week! And I disagree, Anna's is worth more than just a BJ, if Chipotle gets you a HJ...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 1:16pm
  • Your mom's a sarcasm.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:18am
  • currently employed at chipotle in shoppers world.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 10:57pm
  • All people dont lIve in Florida? Really?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:19am
  • Not all of us live in Florida. Dumbshit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:09am
  • Fuck you highroad. Ur a douche

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 11:35pm
  • Haha thats awesome.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 10:27pm
  • i would definitely give out hj's for chipotle if i was a chick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 10:09pm
  • i finally got posted this is such a proud moment for me!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:55am
  • 10:42 Apparently, a hj

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 10:53pm
  • i dont know this isnt really that funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 10:28pm
  • When I was in high school I drunkenly yelled out at a party "I'll suck anyone's dick who takes me to Taco Bell!" Guy took me, I gave him a bj, he was really small, and I lost my appetite. FAIL. Next time ask for the food first.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 9:15am
  • If this area code was 575 I'd be on this deal. Quite the bargain.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 10:12pm
  • Buying chipotle right now

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:42am
  • Aren't those 89 cents at Taco Bell?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 11:47pm
  • You are in all likelihood a fat whore.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 8:12pm
  • Chipotle is the white mans burrito

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 7:33am
  • Well aren't you cheap?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 10:18pm
  • Are you a hot girl??? If not. Get a life

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 5:38pm
  • Oooo will you tickle my balls for some Kentucky fried chicken? I don't live near a Chipotle. Please I'll throw in a biscuit!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 9:49am
  • HJs are terrible. If I ever bought a girl Chipotle I'd be disappointed in myself to begin with, and if she gave me a HJ in return for that I'd feel like I was slathered in shame. It's not even real Mexican food, it all tastes the same, and I can find my way around my cock with my hand better than any woman can. She should use her mouth, because I can't. And if she is eating Chipotle I would only objectify her anyway, give her a fake name, fake number, and fake background, and never call her again.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 11:27am
  • It's my pussy! I want TB!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 11:31pm
  • Sweet. Where do u live

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 1:02pm
  • 12:07 hit the nail right on the head. 13th and Oklahoma.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 1:34pm
  • You're almost worth a bj

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:07am
  • If you are from Boston you should be eating Anna's not Chipotle! what is WRONG WITH YOU!?!?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 2:12am
  • I'll let you cum in my pussy for Taco Bell.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 11:17pm
  • Dude Taco Bell isn't even as good as Chipotle, at least have some standards. At least Sonic or something.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 11:29pm
  • I'm with 2:12. Anna's all the way!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 1:46pm
  • Shes a whore and homemless

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 11:35pm
  • Classy. Maybe she should hand out fliers

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 7:07pm
  • Umm Tampa bay. Dumbshit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 11:54pm
  • I'm 1137, how did I get trolled? Lol!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 11:59pm
  • Me thinks TB chick is a dude pretending to be a chick. Pass it on...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 11:37pm
  • what's the best thing to get at chipoltle? -chipotle virgin.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 10:42pm
  • What's crank? Is that anything like crack? If so, I'll take a rock and a burrito please.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 11:34pm
  • This has to be a forum for fat chicks or crank whores

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 11:33pm
  • Bored now. Time for ATHF

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:23am