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  • 69 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 10:13pm

    How about I buy myself chipotle... And give myself a handjob. Win-win.

  • 53 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 11:17pm

    Pulled beef bowl please.

  • 53 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 2:06am

    No one wants your hj.

  • 51 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 2:34am

    can I buy you chipotle sometime?

  • 54 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:52am

    If only ther wer more like u...

  • 59 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 10:21pm

    I knew Boston girls were trashy, but either way I need to get out there...

  • 57 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 10:18pm

    I have a similar policy.

  • 45 40
    Submitted by LOLjk on Aug 11, 10 at 9:10pm

    how 'bout i take you out sometime?

  • 54 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 11:54am

    Fuck it or suck it bitch then I will get ur chipotle... ........for free

  • 45 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:18am

    Where in boston at u? Lol

  • 50 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 10:38pm

    You ma'am r an embarressment to society *HighRoad*

  • 52 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:13am

    Tb is for taco bell. Sarcasm u bigger dumbshit.

  • 54 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:03am

    Omg yes I think I'm going to start doing this too chipotle is almost worth a bj

  • 49 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 10:53pm

    10:42 Apparently, a hj

  • 46 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 2:30pm

    I'll buy u chipotle if u buy me chipotle! It's a win win situation!

  • 50 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 11:34pm

    Fine fine drive down to NM, we have a ton here, but I'm still getting my dinner from Sonic. It's across the street from TB anyway.

  • 45 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 6:57am

    After dating my girlfriend any guy would go to TB get a job and fucking make chipotle just for a hj. talk about sexually deprived right here. Whistler b.c hate my life.

  • 50 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 7:57pm

    If Chipotle is worth a HJ then Anna's should get me a BJ.

  • 46 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 1:34am

    Chipotle is def worth a bj

  • 48 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 11:08pm

    Chipotle is heaven. Steak burritos, tell them to be generous with the sour cream, cheese, and guac. Just amazing.

  • 44 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:19am

    All people dont lIve in Florida? Really?

  • 46 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 10:30pm

    So what are you doing Friday :)

  • 46 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 10:38pm

    dude, I am not buying you another burrito

  • 42 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 2:26am

    I guess this makes the OP an official whore

  • 46 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 10:31pm

    ahahhaha. yess MA ;)

  • 38 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:18am

    Your mom's a sarcasm.

  • 40 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 7:32pm

    well, that was easy.

  • 43 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 7:33am

    Chipotle is the white mans burrito

  • 43 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 11:04am

    Ya greater boston area girls!!!!!! Woohoo!!!!!

  • 41 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 11:39pm

    1137 has cocks for fingers. Pass it on dot dot dot!

  • 39 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 11:37pm

    Best site ever. Food and sex and drugs

  • 44 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 10:09pm

    i would definitely give out hj's for chipotle if i was a chick

  • 38 49
    Submitted by wrestle614 on May 7, 10 at 10:54am

    Hjs aren't even enjoyable...sex or blow job..I can give myself a hj

  • 41 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 11:35pm

    Fuck you highroad. Ur a douche

  • 45 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 2:56am

    chipolte... fuck there really is a god!

  • 44 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:42am

    Buying chipotle right now

  • 42 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:10am

    Where do i meet these women??

  • 41 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 11:54pm

    If I were a whore that'd be my policy.

  • 42 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:07pm

    I don't like chipotle. Hole in the wall ghetto mexican...so much better.

  • 44 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 11:27am

    HJs are terrible. If I ever bought a girl Chipotle I'd be disappointed in myself to begin with, and if she gave me a HJ in return for that I'd feel like I was slathered in shame. It's not even real Mexican food, it all tastes the same, and I can find my way around my cock with my hand better than any woman can. She should use her mouth, because I can't. And if she is eating Chipotle I would only objectify her anyway, give her a fake name, fake number, and fake background, and never call her again.

  • 43 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 10:27pm

    Haha thats awesome.

  • 40 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 8:15pm

    Hahaha 10:13 WIN-WIN

  • 39 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 10:23am

    Chipotle is Mexican McDonalds. Its too easy!

  • 44 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:08am

    What I'm a girl and if I were a guy I would def be worth a bj

  • 34 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 10:12pm

    yea so would i. i would put chipotle on his dick

  • 36 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 8:12pm

    You are in all likelihood a fat whore.

  • 39 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 5:38pm

    Are you a hot girl??? If not. Get a life

  • 41 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 9:15am

    When I was in high school I drunkenly yelled out at a party "I'll suck anyone's dick who takes me to Taco Bell!" Guy took me, I gave him a bj, he was really small, and I lost my appetite. FAIL. Next time ask for the food first.

  • 31 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 10:57pm

    currently employed at chipotle in shoppers world.

  • 42 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 1:16pm

    Bonus...Chipotle gave out free burrito coupons last week! And I disagree, Anna's is worth more than just a BJ, if Chipotle gets you a HJ...

  • 44 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 10:22pm

    i really hope this was a mass text

  • 40 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:09am

    Not all of us live in Florida. Dumbshit.

  • 40 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 11:37pm

    Me thinks TB chick is a dude pretending to be a chick. Pass it on...

  • 42 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 10:28pm

    i dont know this isnt really that funny

  • 43 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:07am

    You're almost worth a bj

  • 36 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 11:59pm

    I'm 1137, how did I get trolled? Lol!

  • 40 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 11:29pm

    Dude Taco Bell isn't even as good as Chipotle, at least have some standards. At least Sonic or something.

  • 39 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 10:18pm

    Well aren't you cheap?

  • 37 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 1:34pm

    12:07 hit the nail right on the head. 13th and Oklahoma.

  • 31 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 11:47pm

    Aren't those 89 cents at Taco Bell?

  • 36 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 11:17pm

    I'll let you cum in my pussy for Taco Bell.

    • 42 40
      Submitted by blinger on Feb 24, 10 at 1:43pm

      have more respect for yourself.

  • 32 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 10:12pm

    If this area code was 575 I'd be on this deal. Quite the bargain.

  • 36 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 11:35pm

    Shes a whore and homemless

  • 40 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 1:02pm

    Sweet. Where do u live

  • 37 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 11:54pm

    Umm Tampa bay. Dumbshit.

  • 39 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 11:33pm

    This has to be a forum for fat chicks or crank whores

  • 38 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 2:12am

    If you are from Boston you should be eating Anna's not Chipotle! what is WRONG WITH YOU!?!?!

  • 35 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:55am

    i finally got posted this is such a proud moment for me!

  • 31 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 1:46pm

    I'm with 2:12. Anna's all the way!

  • 30 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 11:31pm

    It's my pussy! I want TB!

  • 33 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 9:49am

    Oooo will you tickle my balls for some Kentucky fried chicken? I don't live near a Chipotle. Please I'll throw in a biscuit!!!

  • 28 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 7:07pm

    Classy. Maybe she should hand out fliers

  • 29 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 10:42pm

    what's the best thing to get at chipoltle? -chipotle virgin.

  • 21 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:23am

    Bored now. Time for ATHF

  • 25 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 11:34pm

    What's crank? Is that anything like crack? If so, I'll take a rock and a burrito please.