I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
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I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Houston, we have a blender
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
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I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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