I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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