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  • 52 37
    Submitted by anomymouse on Jun 4, 10 at 2:49am

    Totally thought I was crazy for thinking this too. Just once I wanna know what it feels like to get a bj

  • 55 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 1:12am

    Ups and downs. I get it. Ins and outs too.

  • 52 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 12:50pm

    clitoris = BETTER than a head of a penis more nerve endings FTW

  • 51 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 2:41pm

    Thought that too, but I'll stick with the the power of LIFE lol

  • 52 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:14am

    surpising how many people wish they were hermaphrodites

  • 49 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 8:36pm

    And I wish I had a pussy so i guess that makes us even

  • 48 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 12:05am

    what if the dude wished your finger was a penis

  • 43 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 6:47pm

    12:05, I know the girl who sent this. And believe me, the guy definitely does wish it was a penis.

  • 45 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:19pm

    oh, new mexico. you make me so proud

  • 46 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 1:00am

    You SO don't know what you're missing. Having a penis has ups and downs, but I love it anyway.

  • 48 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 9:21pm

    it is everything you have ever dreamed of...and more

  • 42 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 11:03am

    If I could have a penis for just ONE day. Oh, the glory...I would put it in everything.

  • 43 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 3:04am

    right on girl, there's pros and cons to both but sometimes you want what you don't have.

  • 40 40
    Submitted by sassyfattie on Sep 17, 10 at 8:24am

    i often wish that too. lol

  • 42 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 10:34am

    never trust anything that bleeds for more than a day and doesn't die

  • 35 31
    Submitted by funnyfun22 on Apr 29, 11 at 11:24am

    Awesome

  • 37 35
    Submitted by Phoosh on Aug 29, 10 at 12:33pm

    Ha, "has it's ups and downs." I get it.

  • 42 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 10:38pm

    ah yes. I have penis envy too... I know a few guys that wished they had a pussy so they could fuck themselves all the time (and get themselves to squirt)... lol

  • 42 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 1:18am

    1:15, you are aware that men pick younger girls? Appearance v. Status!!

  • 41 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 3:09pm

    I really, really wish I was able to get a blow job, too... even just once to know what it feels like.

  • 37 43
    Submitted by nanis345 on Apr 8, 11 at 2:02am

    Yeppp

  • 40 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 5:27pm

    3:09 - it feels amazing! probably like when you cum from oral

  • 45 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 11:51am

    Uh, clitoris basically = head of a penis.

  • 38 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 8:43pm

    It is quite glorious

  • 35 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 9:28pm

    wow never thought of it that way... interesting

  • 35 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 5:06am

    1:50, i bet your penis leaks puss instead from being infected by an STD

  • 36 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 1:05am

    I don't wish I had a penis....or balls....it'd suck to have stuff hanging between your legs. Just ask the next guy you're with to suck on your clit...same thing. A guy who goes down on you is doing the same thing as we are to them...

  • 36 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 1:50am

    At least my penis doesn't leak blood once a month On my score card that puts me ahead

  • 37 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 8:45pm

    Been there. Guys get all the breaks.

  • 34 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 11:47pm

    I've totally felt like that before! like..that sucking motion feels really good...i wish i had a penis but ill keep my baby maker :)

  • 34 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 11:15pm

    this one made me think

  • 41 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 9:48pm

    I would put it in everything and pee on ppl. Thatd just be so much fun!

  • 39 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 9:44pm

    hahaha yup i've been there.

  • 41 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 10:07pm

    Holy shit I laughed hard

  • 32 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 11:43pm

    Having a penis cannot be described by words. It is that awesome. My penis has allowed me to live my life in a state of bliss

  • 34 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 11:07pm

    oh the penis envy... i'm right there with you

  • 34 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 1:15am

    i've thought about this.. and while a penis might be good and possibly more convenient at times.. at least our equipment won't malfunction once we get older. the worst we'll need is some lube. they need to get viagra and that prolly still won't work. sorry guys, you're screwed. we're leaving you for younger men once your penises cease to function properly.