He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
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clitoris = BETTER than a head of a penis
more nerve endings FTW
Ups and downs. I get it. Ins and outs too.
You SO don't know what you're missing. Having a penis has ups and downs, but I love it anyway.
surpising how many people wish they were hermaphrodites
12:05, I know the girl who sent this. And believe me, the guy definitely does wish it was a penis.
Been there. Guys get all the breaks.
right on girl, there's pros and cons to both but sometimes you want what you don't have.
what if the dude wished your finger was a penis
If I could have a penis for just ONE day. Oh, the glory...I would put it in everything.
Totally thought I was crazy for thinking this too. Just once I wanna know what it feels like to get a bj
I really, really wish I was able to get a blow job, too... even just once to know what it feels like.
oh, new mexico. you make me so proud
1:15, you are aware that men pick younger girls? Appearance v. Status!!
At least my penis doesn't leak blood once a month
On my score card that puts me ahead
It is quite glorious
wow never thought of it that way... interesting
I don't wish I had a penis....or balls....it'd suck to have stuff hanging between your legs. Just ask the next guy you're with to suck on your clit...same thing. A guy who goes down on you is doing the same thing as we are to them...
never trust anything that bleeds for more than a day and doesn't die
And I wish I had a pussy so i guess that makes us even
3:09 - it feels amazing! probably like when you cum from oral
I've totally felt like that before! like..that sucking motion feels really good...i wish i had a penis but ill keep my baby maker :)
it is everything you have ever dreamed of...and more
Uh, clitoris basically = head of a penis.
ah yes. I have penis envy too...
I know a few guys that wished they had a pussy so they could fuck themselves all the time (and get themselves to squirt)... lol
Having a penis cannot be described by words. It is that awesome. My penis has allowed me to live my life in a state of bliss
1:50, i bet your penis leaks puss instead from being infected by an STD
oh the penis envy... i'm right there with you
hahaha yup i've been there.
i've thought about this.. and while a penis might be good and possibly more convenient at times.. at least our equipment won't malfunction once we get older. the worst we'll need is some lube. they need to get viagra and that prolly still won't work. sorry guys, you're screwed. we're leaving you for younger men once your penises cease to function properly.
Thought that too, but I'll stick with the the power of LIFE lol
this one made me think
Ha, "has it's ups and downs." I get it.
I would put it in everything and pee on ppl. Thatd just be so much fun!
i often wish that too. lol
Holy shit I laughed hard