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  • clitoris = BETTER than a head of a penis more nerve endings FTW

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 12:50pm
  • Ups and downs. I get it. Ins and outs too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 1:12am
  • You SO don't know what you're missing. Having a penis has ups and downs, but I love it anyway.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 1:00am
  • Awesome

    Submitted by funnyfun22 on Apr 29, 11 at 11:24am
  • 12:05, I know the girl who sent this. And believe me, the guy definitely does wish it was a penis.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 6:47pm
  • If I could have a penis for just ONE day. Oh, the glory...I would put it in everything.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 11:03am
  • Been there. Guys get all the breaks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 8:45pm
  • surpising how many people wish they were hermaphrodites

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:14am
  • what if the dude wished your finger was a penis

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 12:05am
  • Totally thought I was crazy for thinking this too. Just once I wanna know what it feels like to get a bj

    Submitted by anomymouse on Jun 4, 10 at 2:49am
  • I really, really wish I was able to get a blow job, too... even just once to know what it feels like.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 3:09pm
  • right on girl, there's pros and cons to both but sometimes you want what you don't have.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 3:04am
  • 1:15, you are aware that men pick younger girls? Appearance v. Status!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 1:18am
  • oh, new mexico. you make me so proud

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:19pm
  • It is quite glorious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 8:43pm
  • I don't wish I had a penis....or balls....it'd suck to have stuff hanging between your legs. Just ask the next guy you're with to suck on your clit...same thing. A guy who goes down on you is doing the same thing as we are to them...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 1:05am
  • never trust anything that bleeds for more than a day and doesn't die

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 10:34am
  • At least my penis doesn't leak blood once a month On my score card that puts me ahead

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 1:50am
  • wow never thought of it that way... interesting

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 9:28pm
  • And I wish I had a pussy so i guess that makes us even

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 8:36pm
  • Yeppp

    Submitted by nanis345 on Apr 8, 11 at 2:02am
  • 3:09 - it feels amazing! probably like when you cum from oral

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 5:27pm
  • it is everything you have ever dreamed of...and more

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 9:21pm
  • I've totally felt like that before! like..that sucking motion feels really good...i wish i had a penis but ill keep my baby maker :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 11:47pm
  • ah yes. I have penis envy too... I know a few guys that wished they had a pussy so they could fuck themselves all the time (and get themselves to squirt)... lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 10:38pm
  • Uh, clitoris basically = head of a penis.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 11:51am
  • Having a penis cannot be described by words. It is that awesome. My penis has allowed me to live my life in a state of bliss

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 11:43pm
  • oh the penis envy... i'm right there with you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 11:07pm
  • 1:50, i bet your penis leaks puss instead from being infected by an STD

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 5:06am
  • i've thought about this.. and while a penis might be good and possibly more convenient at times.. at least our equipment won't malfunction once we get older. the worst we'll need is some lube. they need to get viagra and that prolly still won't work. sorry guys, you're screwed. we're leaving you for younger men once your penises cease to function properly.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 1:15am
  • Thought that too, but I'll stick with the the power of LIFE lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 2:41pm
  • this one made me think

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 11:15pm
  • Ha, "has it's ups and downs." I get it.

    Submitted by Phoosh on Aug 29, 10 at 12:33pm
  • hahaha yup i've been there.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 9:44pm
  • I would put it in everything and pee on ppl. Thatd just be so much fun!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 9:48pm
  • i often wish that too. lol

    Submitted by sassyfattie on Sep 17, 10 at 8:24am
  • Holy shit I laughed hard

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 10:07pm
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