All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
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That blood was NOT fake
You fucked Dwight K. Schrute???
This text isn't a fake. This person is from New Orleans, which means that they were so elatedly drunk and happy Sunday night that they may very well have had sex with someone who circumcised himself and was covered in blood. It depends on where they were, there are some very interesting characters in N.O. this is not unlikely.
Yum...not. I like real blood ;)
504 = New Orleans which means it probably happened after we got on our way to the superbowl for the first time! WHO DAT BITCHES!!!!! hahahahaha I love Louisiana
Does your penis bleed?
This thing makes no sense??
Holy crap why has no one said FAKE yet?
True blood, anyone?
I'd also like to add a WHO DAT to my last comment!!!!
I want someone to suck my blood covered cock :(
Ha, I agree with 11:28. That sounds about right to me..
Wait, if he circumcised himself how do you know it was FAKE blood??
That's just sick.
Why are you assuming that the blood was fake?
what the fuckkkkkkkk
This is NOT a text, it is FAKE. Dear Skank: stop trying to get attention!
I don't think the guy circumsized himself o.o I think. It was his gf who tried to do it
Fake blood? Should have been real blood. Lame.
http://tinyurl.com/y9pfezf\nguys an art fuck in an asshole band that covers themselves in fake blood. self circumcision was his 'art' see above.
Damn that's awesome! I love blood in my cum it taste soooo much better that way.
Ew. Ow. Shit.
In Soviet Russia, penis circumcises YOU!
This is srsly gross. I fucking hope this is FAKE
Russia go kill youself
6:58 I fucking wish. 504 fails/:
This is legit. My sister was in the room when this text came in and encouraged her roommate to send it in.
Soviet Russia can suck that retarted cock
2:07 House is the best show on TV. What's wrong with the genius ideas on that show?
12:46 I will!!!! But I'm a guy though
What. The FUCK!?! That is fucking psycho!!!
Who Dat ?!
Holy shit you fucked rob pattinson?!
The fuck ups just watched too much House tonight. A guy circumcised himself on there. So fail to that fuck up!!!!!
9:54, oh the irony, it appears you are a "retart"
There's no black people in new orleans....
First and this is almost as bad as it gets
9:11 hahahahahahahahahahaha fuck yeah!
1:02 ok!! Could i fuck u up the ass?