All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
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That blood was NOT fake
You fucked Dwight K. Schrute???
504 = New Orleans which means it probably happened after we got on our way to the superbowl for the first time! WHO DAT BITCHES!!!!! hahahahaha I love Louisiana
This thing makes no sense??
Does your penis bleed?
This text isn't a fake. This person is from New Orleans, which means that they were so elatedly drunk and happy Sunday night that they may very well have had sex with someone who circumcised himself and was covered in blood. It depends on where they were, there are some very interesting characters in N.O. this is not unlikely.
Why are you assuming that the blood was fake?
Holy crap why has no one said FAKE yet?
Yum...not. I like real blood ;)
I'd also like to add a WHO DAT to my last comment!!!!
True blood, anyone?
Wait, if he circumcised himself how do you know it was FAKE blood??
I want someone to suck my blood covered cock :(
http://tinyurl.com/y9pfezf\nguys an art fuck in an asshole band that covers themselves in fake blood. self circumcision was his 'art' see above.
In Soviet Russia, penis circumcises YOU!
This is NOT a text, it is FAKE. Dear Skank: stop trying to get attention!
That's just sick.
what the fuckkkkkkkk
Ha, I agree with 11:28. That sounds about right to me..
Damn that's awesome! I love blood in my cum it taste soooo much better that way.
Fake blood? Should have been real blood. Lame.
Ew. Ow. Shit.
Russia go kill youself
6:58 I fucking wish. 504 fails/:
I don't think the guy circumsized himself o.o I think. It was his gf who tried to do it
Who Dat ?!
This is srsly gross. I fucking hope this is FAKE
Holy shit you fucked rob pattinson?!
This is legit. My sister was in the room when this text came in and encouraged her roommate to send it in.
2:07 House is the best show on TV. What's wrong with the genius ideas on that show?
What. The FUCK!?! That is fucking psycho!!!
12:46 I will!!!! But I'm a guy though
Soviet Russia can suck that retarted cock
First and this is almost as bad as it gets
9:54, oh the irony, it appears you are a "retart"
The fuck ups just watched too much House tonight. A guy circumcised himself on there. So fail to that fuck up!!!!!
There's no black people in new orleans....
9:11 hahahahahahahahahahaha fuck yeah!
1:02 ok!! Could i fuck u up the ass?