bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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