mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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