I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
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Masturbation aside, it seems sort of dangerous to put something vibrating near your eye. I mean, it's easy enough to mess up and smear your mascara as it is.
wow so guys can wank it several times a day but when a girl sticks something down there it's some sort of crime? grow up 2:11.
Hey leave 2:11 alone, you guys. Mastorbation is nasty business. Just because you all like it doesn't mean everyone else does.
whoa there 2:11... bitter aren't we? nothing wrong with having the best of both worlds. and toys aren't only meant for solo use. take it easy, killer
Why would someone actully try it?!?
It's perfect! "Things are sure slow here today at work, I'm gonna go touch up my makeup." "That guy across the bar is cute, I think I'll go touch up my makeup." And, of course, the classic... "Yeah honey, you were great, as always. I better go touch up my makeup."
Oh, honey, do yourself a favor and buy the real thing already. There's no shame in a little fun. It's not 1950.
Here's an idea, put the toys down (makeshift ones or not) and meet a guy, maybe pretend for a date or 2 that you don't want to jump him...then take him home and remember what its like to be touched with something without a battery.
Ow, I'm not sure if that'd be entirely pleasurable.
Hey 12:33 Go back to your crazy fundamentalist religious studies or grade school, because with views like that you must belong to one of them.
Wow, 2:11- relaaaaax. Nothing wrong with a little from column A and a little from column B. Maybe you need to get out more (or get off more).
They do vibrating mascara now?
7:54 loving the classic point so fcking true lol
Yeah! Im gonna stick it in my butt
A vibrating eyelash brush would have worked on me when i was like, oh, 10 years old maybe. Get a real vibrator. Personal massagers, as 1:01 said, are the best. They will ruin you for anything else, they're under twenty bucks, and you can buy em at wal-mart.
Has anyone even seen the vibrating mascaras?? Those puppies don't pack nearly enough power to do such a thing. Maybe it's just me but I can't be blinked to a climax.
masturbation is not nasty, it's human nature. our GOD GIVEN BODIES (if that's what you believe gave them to us, personally i don't) were made to experience PLEASURE during sex, unlike *almost* every other mammal on the earth.
learn to enjoy your body, you'd be amazed at what it can do.
why in the fudge would you need mascara to vibrate? wouldnt that just fuck up the whole application process?
why would anyone want to use something you put on your EYE Lashes near ur vagina?? desperate much? go get a personal massager in the condom section and you wont have to use ur eye makeup for vaginal stimulation..rookies.
@1:01 oh to be a rookie on your basketball bouncing team...
it doesn't work, i tried.
damn BOB broke :(
2:51- You, too, need a lesson in dildo vs. vibrator.
and girls call guys disgusting...
Yeah, you live in the Phoenix area for cryin' out loud! Go to Fascinations, they're all over the valley and they are the CLEANEST, least scary sex shop ever! Suck it up!
1. Please learn the difference between a dildo and a vibrator. Can't imagine wanting to shove a mascara wand up my cooch.
2. Do yourself a favor and go to a sex shop. Although, I have a sneaking suspicion that you're too young to go in.
dude!! i said that to my roommate last night, it's just a pocket rocket in disguise
I just saw an ad for vibrating mascara wands:
"Feel the vibration. See the growth."
I did not know they were talking about mascara.
I don't masturbate with mine :)
although, the thought has crossed my mind, aha.
I tried that and it didn't work:(
they definitely have lipstick ones that are meant to be a disguise
thats what im sayin. me no understand these things
This is what is explained to my sister after she dragged me into the makeup section, found it, then bought some.
what about the neutragena face scrubber? such a vibrator!
yeah, 2:11 wtf? If you are a guy, then you are jealous. If you are a girl, don't knock it if you haven't tried it. geez. It sounds like you need to get off once in a while. Cranky ass.
LMAO whos the person sayin blargle snarf HAHA you should so make a facebook fan page for that
Oh Sydney :)