Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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