i think my mom watched the whole time
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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