I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
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You win a free English lesson. . .
I feel like none of this is impressive. Unless the horse was wearing board shorts and flip flops while carrying the 40. And even then, the horse deserves an award. You, sir or madam, get nothing except chapped thighs
You lose for not knowing the difference between then and than.
I thought it was supposed to be that.
Boar shorts? How about horse dick in your ass!
That's one talented horse! Mr. Ed's jealous!
Now how would a horse hold a 40? The rest of the ensemble I can visualize...
I say the horse.
Chafed legs. You win chafed legs.
I'm assuming the horse wasn't wearing the board shorts and flip flops?
How about a dictionary.