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  • 49 33
    Submitted by robot00100 on Jul 4, 11 at 6:22pm

    Tie you up and... Harvest and sell your organs. Airport employees have connections

  • 46 28
    Submitted by Michguy on Jul 4, 11 at 6:54pm

    Just the snap of a latex glove....

  • 44 32
    Submitted by Debbiedowner on Jul 4, 11 at 1:37pm

    I hate to be a downer but she was recanting what she already did while she had you tied up...

  • 45 41
    Submitted by blackjacker21 on Jul 4, 11 at 11:17am

    ...it probably involved the broom handle...

  • 39 33
    Submitted by mr_sphincter on Jul 4, 11 at 7:35pm

    Was gonna change yer wet Depends so u would make it thru security.

  • 27 33
    Submitted by B1gBadB1lly on Oct 12, 11 at 10:51am

    Female janitor?