in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
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9:41...maybe not drunk then, possibly high. didn't you see that news clip of the cop whose wife baked pot brownies & he called 911 because he thought they were dead & because "time was going really, really, really slow." if not, youtube that shit now.
HAHA YES!! I know where that is!
ahhh fuck yeah the pearl is awsome
hahaha doesnt know a pearl necklace...
Ah...good times! Gotta love the Pearl
That's what you get in the 904, you best get yr ass back down south.
well that's optimistic!!
someone is starved for attention
and they were probably high
LOL I saw you there...we all thought you were dead too!!
how is that epic or optimistic? I just sounds like a valley girl faking about having too much to drink. Your prolly one of those girls who says THANK YOU SO MUCH 24/7 and doesn't mean it.
9:48AM-Want a pearl necklace?
You have some good typing skills for supposedly being that drunk.
i looove pearl necklaces
Honestly, I have no idea what the hell this is supposed to mean.. lame.