in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
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9:41...maybe not drunk then, possibly high. didn't you see that news clip of the cop whose wife baked pot brownies & he called 911 because he thought they were dead & because "time was going really, really, really slow." if not, youtube that shit now.
hahaha doesnt know a pearl necklace...
Ah...good times! Gotta love the Pearl
ahhh fuck yeah the pearl is awsome
how is that epic or optimistic? I just sounds like a valley girl faking about having too much to drink. Your prolly one of those girls who says THANK YOU SO MUCH 24/7 and doesn't mean it.
HAHA YES!! I know where that is!
someone is starved for attention
That's what you get in the 904, you best get yr ass back down south.
LOL I saw you there...we all thought you were dead too!!
and they were probably high
well that's optimistic!!
9:48AM-Want a pearl necklace?
You have some good typing skills for supposedly being that drunk.
i looove pearl necklaces
Honestly, I have no idea what the hell this is supposed to mean.. lame.