can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
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