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  • Porn is exactly what sex should be like. 1. I walk into the office 2. Say good morning to the receptionist 3. Proceed to get head then fuck her doggy style for 20 minutes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 10 at 10:59am
  • Just swallow next time

    Submitted by mclovin2010 on Jun 21, 10 at 10:34am
  • I totally understand what you mean. I kind of just look at him awkwardly until he gets something to wipe it off with.

    Submitted by sunsh1nedust on Jun 21, 10 at 9:02pm
  • Porn isn't what sex is supposed to be. Have a little self-respect and stop letting some asshole use you as a receptacle for his incontinence.

    Submitted by xuncommonx on Jun 21, 10 at 10:22am
  • Ummm huh? Condoms aren't worthless! You ca. Fill them with lotion and prank your friends.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 10 at 11:51am
  • Idiot, who wears a condom when they pull out to blow?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 10 at 9:53am
  • Hawt?

    Submitted by thedood on Jun 21, 10 at 9:17am
  • Then have your "friend" here wear a condom and not worry about any of it getting on your face you silly slut you! :) no seriously guys wear a condom lol

    Submitted by machaveli2 on Jun 21, 10 at 9:32am
    • Condoms suck. Guys hate them, and if you're in a relationship (or otherwise know he's clean) and you're on birth control they are totally useless.

      Submitted by lettersjumbled on Jun 21, 10 at 11:23am
  • It's called a condom

    Submitted by sal22 on Jun 21, 10 at 3:17pm
  • Well you prob followed it up with "could you get that? I don't want it going in my eyes"

    Submitted by LynnZee on Jun 21, 10 at 11:50am
  • Don't let him do it unless he's willing to make out with you after...

    Submitted by IA3471 on Jun 21, 10 at 1:09pm
  • Just take it...I lick you off my face when you finish

    Submitted by cooly733 on Jun 24, 10 at 7:41am
  • Who the fuck uses a condom for a blowjob?! That sounds awful for everyone involved! You get rubber taste, he gets no satisfaction. If you're gonna rubber me, it's going in your ass.

    Submitted by JohnnyGraves on Nov 29, 10 at 4:44pm
  • Omg best tfln!!!\nImsorry... XD

    Submitted by cittyloner on Jun 22, 10 at 8:33pm
  • Whore ass bitch

    Submitted by abc101 on Jun 21, 10 at 9:14am