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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 10 at 10:59am

    Porn is exactly what sex should be like. 1. I walk into the office 2. Say good morning to the receptionist 3. Proceed to get head then fuck her doggy style for 20 minutes.

  • Submitted by mclovin2010 on Jun 21, 10 at 10:34am

    Just swallow next time

  • Submitted by xuncommonx on Jun 21, 10 at 10:22am

    Porn isn't what sex is supposed to be. Have a little self-respect and stop letting some asshole use you as a receptacle for his incontinence.

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    Submitted by sunsh1nedust on Jun 21, 10 at 9:02pm

    I totally understand what you mean. I kind of just look at him awkwardly until he gets something to wipe it off with.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 10 at 9:53am

    Idiot, who wears a condom when they pull out to blow?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 10 at 11:51am

    Ummm huh? Condoms aren't worthless! You ca. Fill them with lotion and prank your friends.

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    Submitted by sal22 on Jun 21, 10 at 3:17pm

    It's called a condom

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    Submitted by thedood on Jun 21, 10 at 9:17am

    Hawt?

  • Submitted by machaveli2 on Jun 21, 10 at 9:32am

    Then have your "friend" here wear a condom and not worry about any of it getting on your face you silly slut you! :) no seriously guys wear a condom lol

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      Submitted by lettersjumbled on Jun 21, 10 at 11:23am

      Condoms suck. Guys hate them, and if you're in a relationship (or otherwise know he's clean) and you're on birth control they are totally useless.

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    Submitted by LynnZee on Jun 21, 10 at 11:50am

    Well you prob followed it up with "could you get that? I don't want it going in my eyes"

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    Submitted by IA3471 on Jun 21, 10 at 1:09pm

    Don't let him do it unless he's willing to make out with you after...

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    Submitted by JohnnyGraves on Nov 29, 10 at 4:44pm

    Who the fuck uses a condom for a blowjob?! That sounds awful for everyone involved! You get rubber taste, he gets no satisfaction. If you're gonna rubber me, it's going in your ass.

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    Submitted by cooly733 on Jun 24, 10 at 7:41am

    Just take it...I lick you off my face when you finish

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    Submitted by cittyloner on Jun 22, 10 at 8:33pm

    Omg best tfln!!!\nImsorry... XD

  • Submitted by abc101 on Jun 21, 10 at 9:14am

    Whore ass bitch