Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
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@gabraham: it seems like that might ATTRACT vampires, actually
coagulated blood seems like it might be poisonous to them
I just dry heaved -_-
Ugh yeah, nausea table for two.
make that for three. urp...
I'd like to point out that all the people who find this puke-worthy are women and have seen a used tampon in person :( so wrong and nasty
you put it there to ward off vampires
I'd check your mattress. either that bitch was super drunk or super horny either way I got 2 words... self control.
TBH, it was probably a bird who thought it would be good nesting material.