Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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