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  • 57 43
    Submitted by Massive_Attack on Nov 28, 11 at 9:33am

    Sometimes you just have to jump on the grenade.

  • 57 47
    Submitted by ReesesPoofs on Nov 28, 11 at 11:27am

    "Is it true that if you don't use it you lose it?"\n\n"Is that a serious question?"\n\n"No, not really."

  • 52 46
    Submitted by joe_the_g on Nov 28, 11 at 10:06am

    How in the hell did you hook up with the virgin Mary?

  • 49 42
    Submitted by nunubeest on Nov 28, 11 at 1:32pm

    the lord giveth and he taketh away

  • 46 45
    Submitted by ITS_MEEEEE on Nov 30, 11 at 12:01am

    Thou shalt count to three and throw thy holy hand grenade to decapitate his genitalia.

  • 13 13
    Submitted by nellebelle on May 4, 13 at 11:11pm

    One. Two. Five!