I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
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Sometimes you just have to jump on the grenade.
"Is it true that if you don't use it you lose it?"\n\n"Is that a serious question?"\n\n"No, not really."
How in the hell did you hook up with the virgin Mary?
the lord giveth and he taketh away
Thou shalt count to three and throw thy holy hand grenade to decapitate his genitalia.
One. Two. Five!