after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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