i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
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we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
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MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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