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  • that would fucking suck.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 11:47am
  • Nice to see a rational response, 11:48. That said, it's still not ideal.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 11:50am
  • That wouldn't be my best man

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 11:47am
  • I dont think its a question of how many dicks she has sucked, but whos. And that being said, theres no way a dick that she had sucked would be at my wedding, much less in the wedding party. Ignorance is bliss though, and who knows how many dicks have been in her mouth? Women are whores, and the bride probalby doesn't even know how many dicks she has sucked at that wedding. - concurs with 5:51 about 1:36

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 7:04pm
  • Same situation with my dude and I'm the best man haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 1:57am
  • 3 months into the marriage, she'll probably be gagging for a threesome with hubby and the best man. This is habitual wife-whore instincts. And sadly, the ONLY one who really gets fucked will be YOU. Unless you have a pre-nup.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 8:01am
  • @1:36 you skipped "normal sex" man cannot live on anal and oral alone. @1:49 you fucking missed that. that being said 2 out of 3 aint bad

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 2:07pm
  • Agreed, 11:59. If she doesn't repeat the Best Man she'll start on the rest of the Groomsmen, figuratively. Dump her in a spectacular fashion, then bang her sister.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 12:08pm
  • cum rag marathon champions should work at a gloryhole themepark

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 4:31am
  • women = 1.Whores 2.Hoes 3.Throat vendors 4.Backdoor retailer last but not least cumraf marathon champios

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 4:30am
  • Eh, eat the maid of honor out and call it a day.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 5:30pm
  • So for all the people thinking it is fine.Does that mean you would have no problem knowing your future husband fucked your sister?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 2:10pm
  • 1:36, you must be fucking the women that still have dicks to have missed pussy. -The quiet girl in the corner.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 5:51pm
  • 12:15, I believe she's putting the Ho back into Housewife.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 10:21am
  • wow...the people above me are pretty harsh but i totally agree. DUMP HER ASS!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 12:12pm
  • It HAS to be in the 707... Or 530! lol. But seriously Nor*Cal is still theeee SHIIIIIIT!! =]

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 1:57pm
  • a lot of growing up to be done 'round these parts.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 3:54pm
  • That's not the kind of girl you marry ...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 11:47am
  • 1021 most guys best men are like family to them. I considered my best friend a brother to me and in many cases the best man IS a brother. That being said it is the same ground rules

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 9:27am
  • 707 baby! Haha we the shit here! But fuck that's fucked up! Oh well :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 3:52am
  • I can't wait for this to be me in a few months

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 12:21pm
  • In Soviet Russia, the best man samples the bride before she is passed on to the groom

    Submitted by al69 on Mar 1, 10 at 11:51pm
  • You dont marry somebody that fucked around with your friends. And this if it predated the relationship bullshit is moot. Would you care if I fucked your sister or mom before you?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 12:28pm
  • Cant make a Ho a House wife.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 12:15am
  • 8:01 Wow. Bitter divorcee much?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 10:23am
  • Oh 12:45 (2), you're so hip and edgy. Shake free from the chains!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 1:12pm
  • any tools that are gonna bother with the infantile waste of time and money that is a traditional wedding are gonna be the same boring cliques that have all been fucking each other in different permutations since early high school. duh.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 12:45pm
  • No one expects to marry a virgin. Sex happens. In a close circle of friends people date and end up with someone their friend had a relationship with. Who cares, Now if she had the best man's dick in her mouth on the way to the wedding that would be different.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 12:39pm
  • 707 area code? Probably happened in Benecia

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 3:28pm
  • 707? isn't that where whores are from?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 4:32am
  • Maybe, it was consensual, and she had it in her mouth while hubby was doing her!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 2:24pm
  • Relationships happen. We accept that. It's different when they happen with your friends. That would be way too weird to get past.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 1:23pm
  • @1:23 Not as long as you're a better lay than they were.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 1:27pm
  • and that it will probably be in there again...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 11:59am
  • Nonsense. A lot of people have been in this situation, and have gone on to have long and fruitful marriages. Like my best friend, for example. True, I wasn't the best man, but we all knew I had been there too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 1:10pm
  • Fuck the 707, nothing but hillbillies and whores

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 8:03pm
  • my friend is about to marry a dude whos dick I once sucked too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 5:10pm
  • I don't get the logic of bringing behind the "would it be alright if fucked your sister or mother". Thats a biological family connection, which is different then a platonic best friend connection. It's apples to oranges. That said, who cares if it predated the relationship. Put on your big boy pants and marry the girl. She probably both enjoys and is good at giving head.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 10:21pm
  • hey hey fuck everyone hating on 707

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 4:09pm
  • see, if i was to marry my ex, my best friend would not be my maid of honor for that exact same reason. it would feel so weird and wrong...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 3:04pm
  • Cooking, cleaning, and vaginas

    Submitted by jaystreet46 on Dec 31, 11 at 1:40am
  • I hope the bride gets Herpes and dies from Complications if it. What a whore.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 12:56pm
  • Why would the best man tell him that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 8:56pm
  • OKAY so all us girls know that dating a friends ex or fuck buddy or whatever is a strick NO-NO. that said, it absolutely fine to make said ex/fuck buddy your personal fuck buddy. IF there has been enough time that has lapsed between the two/ you didnt know either of them when they were in whatever relationship. just keep it on the DL and everything will be peachy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 3:04pm
  • They are talking about my girlfriend.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 1:00pm
  • women are good for 3 things. Anal sex Oral sex ... ok only 2 things

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 1:36pm
  • Haha this is Santa Rosa California. Such winners live in my town.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 2:23am
  • Ohhh dam that would suck. Wait why the duck is he his best man!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 5:47am
  • 5:51.... Anal Oral.... the vagina is a given. cuz u are all whores...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 9:26pm
  • If I could avoid this situation, I DEFINITELY would.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 3:05pm