so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
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Nice to see a rational response, 11:48. That said, it's still not ideal.
that would fucking suck.
Same situation with my dude and I'm the best man haha
I dont think its a question of how many dicks she has sucked, but whos. And that being said, theres no way a dick that she had sucked would be at my wedding, much less in the wedding party. Ignorance is bliss though, and who knows how many dicks have been in her mouth? Women are whores, and the bride probalby doesn't even know how many dicks she has sucked at that wedding.
- concurs with 5:51 about 1:36
3 months into the marriage, she'll probably be gagging for a threesome with hubby and the best man. This is habitual wife-whore instincts.
And sadly, the ONLY one who really gets fucked will be YOU.
Unless you have a pre-nup.
That wouldn't be my best man
Agreed, 11:59. If she doesn't repeat the Best Man she'll start on the rest of the Groomsmen, figuratively. Dump her in a spectacular fashion, then bang her sister.
@1:36 you skipped "normal sex" man cannot live on anal and oral alone.
@1:49 you fucking missed that.
that being said 2 out of 3 aint bad
Eh, eat the maid of honor out and call it a day.
last but not least
cumraf marathon champios
cum rag marathon champions
should work at a gloryhole themepark
So for all the people thinking it is fine.Does that mean you would have no problem knowing your future husband fucked your sister?
wow...the people above me are pretty harsh
but i totally agree.
DUMP HER ASS!
1:36, you must be fucking the women that still have dicks to have missed pussy.
-The quiet girl in the corner.
Relationships happen. We accept that. It's different when they happen with your friends. That would be way too weird to get past.
a lot of growing up to be done 'round these parts.
That's not the kind of girl you marry ...
I can't wait for this to be me in a few months
8:01 Wow. Bitter divorcee much?
Oh 12:45 (2), you're so hip and edgy. Shake free from the chains!
12:15, I believe she's putting the Ho back into Housewife.
In Soviet Russia, the best man samples the bride before she is passed on to the groom
It HAS to be in the 707...
But seriously Nor*Cal is still theeee SHIIIIIIT!!
any tools that are gonna bother with the infantile waste of time and money that is a traditional wedding are gonna be the same boring cliques that have all been fucking each other in different permutations since early high school. duh.
You dont marry somebody that fucked around with your friends. And this if it predated the relationship bullshit is moot. Would you care if I fucked your sister or mom before you?
1021 most guys best men are like family to them. I considered my best friend a brother to me and in many cases the best man IS a brother. That being said it is the same ground rules
Haha we the shit here!
But fuck that's fucked up!
Oh well :)
Fuck the 707, nothing but hillbillies and whores
Cant make a Ho a House wife.
707 area code? Probably happened in Benecia
No one expects to marry a virgin. Sex happens. In a close circle of friends people date and end up with someone their friend had a relationship with. Who cares, Now if she had the best man's dick in her mouth on the way to the wedding that would be different.
Nonsense. A lot of people have been in this situation, and have gone on to have long and fruitful marriages. Like my best friend, for example. True, I wasn't the best man, but we all knew I had been there too.
and that it will probably be in there again...
707? isn't that where whores are from?
my friend is about to marry a dude whos dick I once sucked too
hey hey fuck everyone hating on 707
see, if i was to marry my ex, my best friend would not be my maid of honor for that exact same reason. it would feel so weird and wrong...
Maybe, it was consensual, and she had it in her mouth while hubby was doing her!
They are talking about my girlfriend.
Not as long as you're a better lay than they were.
Cooking, cleaning, and vaginas
I don't get the logic of bringing behind the "would it be alright if fucked your sister or mother". Thats a biological family connection, which is different then a platonic best friend connection. It's apples to oranges.
That said, who cares if it predated the relationship. Put on your big boy pants and marry the girl. She probably both enjoys and is good at giving head.
I hope the bride gets Herpes and dies from
Complications if it. What a whore.
Why would the best man tell him that
women are good for 3 things.
ok only 2 things
OKAY so all us girls know that dating a friends ex or fuck buddy or whatever is a strick NO-NO. that said, it absolutely fine to make said ex/fuck buddy your personal fuck buddy. IF there has been enough time that has lapsed between the two/ you didnt know either of them when they were in whatever relationship. just keep it on the DL and everything will be peachy.
Haha this is Santa Rosa California. Such winners live in my town.
Ohhh dam that would suck. Wait why the duck is he his best man!
the vagina is a given. cuz u are all whores...
If I could avoid this situation, I DEFINITELY would.