the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
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either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
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guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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