what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
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Your neighbors bed was too hard...and your other neighbors bed was too soft...but YOUR bed was JUUUUST right....
Are they aware of the fact? That makes a big difference..
"I'm Rick James!!" (then proceed to back hand them and calmly walk away)
I liked having sex on your bed is that the sleep number bed??
*move hands near their face mystically* "you didn't see anything"
These aren't the 'roids you're looking for...
Threesome with all parties!
Been there, done that... unfortunately.
listen... about what happened. I can explain.. she wanted to have sex and I couldn't resist. I'm sorry bro
If its a girl, blame it on a slutty friend. If its a guy, don't say a word. And if you also happen to be the slutty friend of the group, invite bed owner to join in next time. It's the polite thing to do lol
Hey Your Bed is Really comfortable..\n\nHow do you know ..\n\n\noh . lucky guess ?
Depends on if they know about it!
wish you had been there then we coulda made it a threesome. lets make sure you are next time
Hi! I'm the random whore who used your bed. Wash the sheets because I have crabs!
um hi please don't call the cops