If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
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Stolen from a standup bit by Daniel Tosh
But you have to take your pants all the way off
um yeah, and this person used it correctly. they're saying they'd rather take a shower after shitting, rather than take a shit after showering. which is completely understandable. i don't understand where you think they went wrong.
At least you can sit backwards on the toilet and eat a bowl of puffins though
Sometimes I can't come up with my own jokes either.
Daniel Tosh rip off.
It's much better to take a post shit shower. Don't even bother about wiping. Just flush and then hope in the shower and get clean. Then you're all good. And a morning shit is a great way to start the day. It's just behind morning sex and a morning BJ
post means after. idiot.