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  • 52 29
    Submitted by cancerkid on May 13, 13 at 11:07am

    Stolen from a standup bit by Daniel Tosh

  • 37 18
    Submitted by Phys on May 13, 13 at 11:08am

    At least you can sit backwards on the toilet and eat a bowl of puffins though

  • 21 17
    Submitted by jake695 on May 14, 13 at 12:56pm

    Sometimes I can't come up with my own jokes either.

  • 26 28
    Submitted by iso on May 13, 13 at 1:18pm

    But you have to take your pants all the way off

  • 13 15
    Submitted by baumee on May 14, 13 at 7:58pm

    um yeah, and this person used it correctly. they're saying they'd rather take a shower after shitting, rather than take a shit after showering. which is completely understandable. i don't understand where you think they went wrong.

  • 7 9
    Submitted by Ballgame82 on Dec 12, 13 at 12:15am

    Daniel Tosh rip off.

  • 15 28
    Submitted by DonkeyLipps on May 13, 13 at 10:56pm

    It's much better to take a post shit shower. Don't even bother about wiping. Just flush and then hope in the shower and get clean. Then you're all good. And a morning shit is a great way to start the day. It's just behind morning sex and a morning BJ