Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
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We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
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Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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