dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
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So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
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I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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