Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
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Be sure and clean up around the toilet when you're through being a Prickasaurus.
There are some things we keep to ourselves, Brian.
I think the correct name for what you describe is Pissosaurus.
you say you go hands free like it's an accomplishment.
And his arms aren't the only small thing...
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Who fucking cares?
Saw it on reddit.
Stand closer. It's shorter than you think it is.
And this post is a douchasaurus text.
What would you use your hands for while peeing?
did you know there is no tooth fairy, easter bunny or santa claus?