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  • What a DIRT BAG! Its all good though, karma is a bitch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 2:19pm
  • Chuck Norris can watch '60 Minutes' in 20 minutes

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 2:16pm
  • HAHAHA YESSSSS!!!!!!!! you are my hero'

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 8:26pm
  • I wish you could write that on there so I could drag my nuts across your resume and send it back to you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 2:10pm
  • This is so wrong, I don't even know why someone would be proud of this. And I can't understand what makes people think this type of attitude is even attractive, speaking in terms of friends and being drawn to the type of friend who is capable of being such a bastard. You reach an age one day where you look back and the cruel shit you did, and it's not funny then, nor should it be now.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 7:37pm
  • If that's the highlight of your resume, you are a pathetic man

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 6:03pm
  • ha SOMEones soundsing bitter...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 2:41pm
  • I'm sure she was corrupted before... Just want to make him feel special...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 2:20pm
  • The numbers are the area codes from which the text originated

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 2:09pm
  • My best friend wrote this text, and I assure you, she's neither fat nor ugly. LAURENNNNNNNN<3

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 12:24am
  • this dude is either 15 and trying to seem cool or he was molested as a kid and is trying to gain some kind of control of his life by hurting others. loser.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 2:21am
  • haha this is BS this guy is just trying to feel cool.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 2:49pm
  • cruel intentions wannba

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 4:13pm
  • I know who submitted this. and you're going to hell you fucking bastard.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 4:36pm
  • I wish I could put, "not a douchebag" on mine, but that's not acceptable. And according to some, that's not lying. But that insult is thrown around so often these days...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 5:58pm
  • That's Fucked up. I don't think it's funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 4:19pm
  • ive been wondering.. wat do the numbers mean??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 2:05pm
  • I have "anal destroyer"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 5:54pm
  • Regardless of all the moralizing, I am more curious about how this innocence was destroyed. Perhaps the best thing about this post is its sense of mystery.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 6:06pm
  • Anyone who denies having done this is lying or never got the chance because they're the anti-pussy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 6:26pm
  • I have "capable of ripping apart pussy with massive dick" on mine

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 5:53pm
  • Steve...? Is that you?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 7:07pm
  • i really hope that i dont know this person. in my town. crazies

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 2:45pm
  • Oh, like the resumes of many rapists? What a fantastic person you are.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 6:33pm
  • sweet? but not really.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 2:03pm
  • this is about a girl saying it about another girl. nota guy to a girl. so relax.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 3:01pm
  • I know a girl that would say this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 3:47pm
  • Im guessing your a fat ass and the innocent girl was some hotty your nasty boyfriend was staring at. Get on some stairs and a wonder bra cause yo shit is saggin

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 3:41am
  • WOW. thats fucked up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 7:49pm
  • My sister's boyfriend could say this. Douche.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 3:48pm
  • You're a prick and you don't deserve anyone

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 3:21am
  • @ 7:37 -- fuck you and your attitude!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 9:58pm
  • Me and you both, brother.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 8:51pm
  • Nobody told you? You write your resume so you can put anything you want on it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 8:37pm
  • Not gonna lie that's kinda funny but really messed up!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 12:29am
  • Not even the least bit funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 8:31pm
  • My area code, this is typical garden city

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 5:34pm
  • i bet it was a judge or lawyer or something who wrote this and not as sick as everyone thinks

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 2:36am
  • It's about Justin bieber and what went down at the mall on Friday with the whole signing thing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 7:45pm
  • So, one drunken evening I decided in my wisdom that everyone should fuck a fat chick at one point. So I wanted to find one which was at least a little pretty. Fast forward to my room, we're spooning and I have a hard on (was a struggle given the circumstances). I started grinding on her and gave myself a shove. Yum, I was in. About a minute later she asks me what the he'll I'm doing. Turns out I was fucking her flab. Talk about awkward.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 6:36pm
    • Threw up a little in my mouth. I've never told anyone this before, but you should consider drinking less.

      Submitted by exosus on Sep 3, 11 at 12:50pm
  • what a fucking loser

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 4:22am
  • and fuck your sister, too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 9:59pm
  • I think it was another chick. Bitches love to destroy their own kind. Playing off that pettiness is what makes men great

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 6:24pm
  • No girl is innocent. They only deserve contempt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 2:35pm
  • That's not something special, it's a talent of everyy guy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 3:46pm