his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
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11:30. Did you really just say, "hella" ??
wtf 4:16 that makes no sense
anyone want to ride my crooked dick?
@11:02 I am lucky, mine just curves up a slight bit.
3:09 Learn some proper spelling and grammar, asshat.
Wow 11:30 I got laid js las nite n that gave me a semi. Props 432!
Lots of people say hella. Lots of stoners!
that was sum freaky shit. im soaked now
What's your Vector, Victor?
Every guy masterbates, so that can't be true 11:03. I would just look at it and say im sorry, i am a virgin, and I am waiting for marriage. That shit would hurt!
My dicks curves to the right a little bit. Nothing wrong with that.
And here I thought people on TFLN had SOME class...thumbs down for all of you excited over 11:30
Hey, cock is cock
I hope you die at an angle too
12:39 and 11:30; Are you black?
11:30 imma be your daddy
232 all stoners say it not just Californian ones
3:50 your dad takes it up the ass in hell
2:31 we need to chat then ;)
email me bjyup at yahoo
1:12PM - ............. HAHAHAHA oh, tfln has class. ok.
your a fucking racist youll burn in hell...with your mother cause you fucked her
I've had the exact opposite happen. Her vag curved down and to the right.. I had to adjust my strokes. She was still world class though.
jesus, joseph & mary!!! ... having fun there 11:30am ??
11:30 you just made me cum all over my keyboard...i read it and just came everywhere. the shame.
calm down 1231, just cos you know no one cares what you say i think you're jealous of 1130
damnnnn 11:30 youshould head over to my place
that means that even if the guy is around the corner you can STILL take it in the face..........in the face crockedly!
wow...how many times are we going to read the "crooked penis" text on TFLN? At least the "walk of shame" texts seems to have quieted down....
My dick curves after about 9 inches but cause it's in the middle u really can't tell
9:12 is 11:30 pissed cuz they got burned
yes i believe i did say hella...you kno your hella horny right about now just read the 1130 msg so sexxiii
At that point, you make him do all the work!
I deffff fucked this kid too! Lmao btw best sex ever they all should be crooked. End of story.
11:30-- you mean the animal or yours is hairy as fuck?
it feels erotic when i poop
Nothing is wrong with a crooked penis... If anyting it it's the g spot easier.
So hell yes for that!
No doubt made a song Hella Good and I think we can all agree she's white
yes I am having fun....you kno that sounds hella good!
you know what feels fuckin hella good, the feelin you get as your cumming. you just get ontop that big cock and ride and ride til u feel that warm tingly sensation creeping up you and then you just start screamin and riding and riding til you cum and you ride faster so you cum harder and it feels so good. esp when your on their face cummin into your fellas mouth.
L O L At the Victor Vector and Yondo reference.
thanks so much 3:09! and for that guy who said im prob fat, im not at all. you would think i was hot...too bad id never fuck u...bitch.
especially since we can share pictures on here
Isn't there even a way to get them staightned out any way?
ok 232, welll fuck your mother.
how the fuck is this a bad night, girls love riding my crooked dick just saying boys
Ugh been there, it sucks!
7:51 not mine, it's hard and straight as an arrow!
Poor guy. lol. At least they didn't point it out or anything.
2:31 we need to talk
bjyup at yahoo
First! And I love crooked dicks. The best!!
doesnt pooping feel erotic 1:30??? doesnt it???
I'd never even touch a crooked penis. Or an uncircumcised one. :T Ew.
I think the chick who talked bout fukin is hot!!! It's only words u can see so how the fuk do u judge someone skin color by using the word "Hella". It's jus a fukin word, get a fukin life and worry bout ur own problems, not bout how other people talk. Evryones different:skin color, accent, dialect, etc. Fuk u racist bitches!!!
curved wangs are wierd