you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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