I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
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surprised that he couldn't figure it out, but you should have just grabbed it and put it right where it's supposed to go. then let the good times begin.
YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!
that actually happend to me.
when i was 15.
I date a guy who was huge ... and clueless. He was fucking the space between my ass and the sheets and asking, "Does it hurt." Um... no. No, it does not.
note to all women......reach down and guide it in
9:25 try again... and this time speak english
it's happened to me too, and i'm not fat either!
Well, on the plus side, thigh pregnancy is pretty rare.
A while ago i was dating a guy that was so into it he didn't realize for a few minutes that he had slipped out of me and was fucking my inner thigh.
it's not just you, 11:58.
um just me or is does 9:25 make noooo damn sense.
youd think they'd notice wouldnt you?
Where was he and how big are you?
was he that small or just didnt know better? or are you that loose?
oh god, been there.. and to the "where was he" question, he was down there, just not IN. he was thrusting like along my slit, thinking it was in..
2:05, it's people like you who are the reason that statement isn't true anymore. Thigh pregnancy is on the rise, sukkas. Wrap that shit up!
dude im a 120lbs and my thighs dont touch and this shit happened to me. Note to stoners out there weed makes you suck in bed.
3:58 Maybe vaginas should now also have thread counts instead of just "hot, wet, tight" descriptors...
"I could tell I was in her cuz the sheets were only 200 count and her pussy is at least 500 Egyptian cotton, man. Yeah."
btw, not all stoners suck in bed. it can be fucking awesome
Straight guys are pathetic~
2:16 - don't let one bad stoner boyfriend/hookup ruin it for other stoners out there... Simple solution - turn on the lights - If that doesn't work just get some flour - cover your partner - look for the wet spot... Win Win - everyone's happy.
If you can't say what you want or need the you shouldn't do the deed.don't be the pussie twice in one night...
just speek up and get past the akwardness and get your fix too
2:16 high sex is the best sex
haha this has happened before...no biggie, just grab him down there and point towards the right direction
1:11 hahaha that shits funny & 9:25 my cousin was high when he wrote that..
Speak up ladies dang are yeah just really not into to get yours word play helps u go all day ..losers..
Umm yeah I'm with 1:08 where was he then?
omfg that has happened to me SOOOOOOOoo many time holy shit
5:05- I applaud your new slang suggestion, sir (if you are indeed a sir :P)
you're not doing it right. Is this site for 14 yr olds now?
hahahaha this is hilarious
that happened to me too and im not fat worse part was it was the day before my birthday too. and i was laughing.
must have been one fat chick to get lost in the rolls....
worthless excuse for a man
QUOTE: "note to all women......reach down and guide it in"
AGreed lol that can help...
you shouldnt tell him he wasnt in you after he came that'd be so embarrassing... but tell him WHILE yous are doing it. then you can fix it and enjoy it :D
you'd think air feels a little different than a vagina.
it should!!! its not wet!!! its not warm!!! its not tight!!!
I've had that, when my (now ex-) boyfriend was like 'honey, you look a little bored', and I said 'I'm still wearing my underwear...' I didn't want to tell him when he seemed to be enjoying himself hahah. EX-boyfriend :)
I think I dated that guy!
maybe he got nervous?
How can you seriously not notice the difference between fucking her vag and fucking her sheets??
Silky vag or wet sheets?
Lol I always guide if it doesn't go right in
If they cant feel it , why do they have to have it so bad? Girls need other girls if men are this lame!
Or more subtly... suggest a change of position
Another tiny dick strikes again!!
Seriously though...I hate small penises...
pull out you're in a fat roll