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  • 68 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:53pm

    I date a guy who was huge ... and clueless. He was fucking the space between my ass and the sheets and asking, "Does it hurt." Um... no. No, it does not.

  • 54 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:55pm

    note to all women......reach down and guide it in

  • 56 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:05pm

    Well, on the plus side, thigh pregnancy is pretty rare.

  • 58 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 1:44pm

    that actually happend to me. when i was 15.

  • 58 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:18pm

    YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!

  • 56 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 5:05pm

    3:58 Maybe vaginas should now also have thread counts instead of just "hot, wet, tight" descriptors... "I could tell I was in her cuz the sheets were only 200 count and her pussy is at least 500 Egyptian cotton, man. Yeah."

  • 55 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 9:51am

    9:25 try again... and this time speak english

  • 46 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 7:27pm

    it's happened to me too, and i'm not fat either!

  • 58 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:47pm

    A while ago i was dating a guy that was so into it he didn't realize for a few minutes that he had slipped out of me and was fucking my inner thigh.

  • 49 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 6:56pm

    btw, not all stoners suck in bed. it can be fucking awesome

  • 50 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 10:24pm

    youd think they'd notice wouldnt you?

  • 51 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 11:40am

    surprised that he couldn't figure it out, but you should have just grabbed it and put it right where it's supposed to go. then let the good times begin.

  • 49 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:58pm

    um just me or is does 9:25 make noooo damn sense.

  • 49 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:24pm

    Where was he and how big are you?

  • 43 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:17am

    2:16 high sex is the best sex

  • 52 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 9:25pm

    Speak up ladies dang are yeah just really not into to get yours word play helps u go all day ..losers..

  • 49 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:15pm

    was he that small or just didnt know better? or are you that loose?

  • 47 57
    Submitted by MacJizz on Feb 1, 11 at 1:28am

    that happened to me too and im not fat worse part was it was the day before my birthday too. and i was laughing.

  • 44 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:16pm

    dude im a 120lbs and my thighs dont touch and this shit happened to me. Note to stoners out there weed makes you suck in bed.

  • 46 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 3:00pm

    oh god, been there.. and to the "where was he" question, he was down there, just not IN. he was thrusting like along my slit, thinking it was in..

  • 53 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 7:09pm

    you'd think air feels a little different than a vagina.

    • 46 55
      Submitted by tynkir on Mar 7, 11 at 4:41pm

      it should!!! its not wet!!! its not warm!!! its not tight!!!

  • 42 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:05am

    it's not just you, 11:58.

  • 43 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:08pm

    2:05, it's people like you who are the reason that statement isn't true anymore. Thigh pregnancy is on the rise, sukkas. Wrap that shit up!

  • 46 65
    Submitted by NotTheBitch on Jun 21, 10 at 6:13am

    I think I dated that guy!

  • 46 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 5:58pm

    must have been one fat chick to get lost in the rolls....

  • 44 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:40pm

    hahahaha this is hilarious

  • 46 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:11pm

    Straight guys are pathetic~

  • 39 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 3:58pm

    Silky vag or wet sheets?

  • 49 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 3:03pm

    haha this has happened before...no biggie, just grab him down there and point towards the right direction

  • 37 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 4:11pm

    QUOTE: "note to all women......reach down and guide it in" AGreed lol that can help... you shouldnt tell him he wasnt in you after he came that'd be so embarrassing... but tell him WHILE yous are doing it. then you can fix it and enjoy it :D

  • 44 67
    Submitted by tynkir on Mar 7, 11 at 4:40pm

    If they cant feel it , why do they have to have it so bad? Girls need other girls if men are this lame!

  • 38 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:32pm

    2:16 - don't let one bad stoner boyfriend/hookup ruin it for other stoners out there... Simple solution - turn on the lights - If that doesn't work just get some flour - cover your partner - look for the wet spot... Win Win - everyone's happy.

  • 46 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 11:20am

    I've had that, when my (now ex-) boyfriend was like 'honey, you look a little bored', and I said 'I'm still wearing my underwear...' I didn't want to tell him when he seemed to be enjoying himself hahah. EX-boyfriend :)

  • 38 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 10:47am

    worthless excuse for a man

  • 38 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:06pm

    you're not doing it right. Is this site for 14 yr olds now?

  • 33 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 10:26pm

    If you can't say what you want or need the you shouldn't do the deed.don't be the pussie twice in one night...

  • 36 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:22pm

    Umm yeah I'm with 1:08 where was he then?

  • 40 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 9:27pm

    1:11 hahaha that shits funny & 9:25 my cousin was high when he wrote that..

  • 38 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 10:50pm

    5:05- I applaud your new slang suggestion, sir (if you are indeed a sir :P)

  • 38 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 4:15pm

    maybe he got nervous?

  • 39 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 9:43am

    Lol I always guide if it doesn't go right in

  • 31 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:15pm

    Or more subtly... suggest a change of position

  • 34 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 3:49pm

    How can you seriously not notice the difference between fucking her vag and fucking her sheets??

  • 32 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 9:44pm

    just speek up and get past the akwardness and get your fix too

  • 36 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 6:20pm

    omfg that has happened to me SOOOOOOOoo many time holy shit

  • 36 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 9:21pm

    Another tiny dick strikes again!! Seriously though...I hate small penises...

  • 36 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:50pm

    pull out you're in a fat roll