hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
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I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
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Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
this is an emotional support booty call
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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