My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
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your first mistake was having a van
Was it down by the river?
It's not called a van....it's called a BANG BUS!!!!!
Dude man up and hold ur alcohol or learn ur limit
I thought you drove an explorer?!?
I would fuck a guy with a van. I would fuck a guy IN his van.
I don't own a van but I have smushed pleny buns in an accord... The van sounds good tho... I couldn't even fit 2 chics in my accord and I've tried!
you mean the candy bowl ?
Well 1:57, I'm sure alot of fat chics would love to do a guy with a van.
Drseussofporn: win !
You van wasn't the cock block?
Your life sucks...big time !
I had the same thing...except it was girl 1's bed. And how does a dude with a van land two ladies?