You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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