Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
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Fuck all of you losers
if they're close enough to read signs on one another why would they be texting
They can sense it. You're going to be a fattie someday soon.
Cupcakes .... yummmmmmy! ; )
I think if you were going to stick with the acronyms, the correct term for "ultra-plus-size woman" would be BBW? I am 90% sure thats right.
Fat chicks aren't real people. They're like carnies. Or the Dutch.
Why people gotta be hatin' on the fatties? Get over it.
swm-single white male.
10:02, just because you're fat doesn't mean everyone else is going to be.
ugh this describes my life in a nutshell...
"that likes everything I do"
hahahah fuckin awesome
hahahahahahahahahahah this is classic
^^ in denial of own fatness.
@ 5:42 and 9:28: Awesome.
I missed the memo that it was fat chick week. Aren't those sloppy gravy-sweating monsters supposed to stay indoors during the summer?
Fat chicks. Can't live with 'em, can't legally kill 'em.
Really? swm. I know that abm means available black man...
Ugh my life in a nutshell
but bbw means big beautiful woman, which is a total oxymoron. there is no such thing as a "beautiful" fat girl. Fat people all deserve to be drowned in a giant tub of boiling gravy.
AHAHAHAHAHA 1:05. legit shit right there, nothing but the truth.
Yeah, whoa, there are some super hateful comments, like, right above me. Wtf dude slow your roll.
My life... in a text.
Jesus, I didn't send that text, did I? Cause it's dead on.
Maybe I should stop being such a nice guy to everyone. Or maybe I should stop using that Twinkie-scented soap.