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  • 61 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 1:49pm

    if they're close enough to read signs on one another why would they be texting

  • 59 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 10:52pm

    Fuck all of you losers

  • 37 20
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 2:33pm

    ugh this describes my life in a nutshell...

  • 46 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 2:04am

    Why people gotta be hatin' on the fatties? Get over it.

  • 49 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 11:09pm

    Ugh my life in a nutshell

  • 45 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 10:02pm

    They can sense it. You're going to be a fattie someday soon.

  • 37 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 11:35am

    I think if you were going to stick with the acronyms, the correct term for "ultra-plus-size woman" would be BBW? I am 90% sure thats right.

  • 47 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 1:05am

    but bbw means big beautiful woman, which is a total oxymoron. there is no such thing as a "beautiful" fat girl. Fat people all deserve to be drowned in a giant tub of boiling gravy.

  • 45 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 9:28am

    Fat chicks aren't real people. They're like carnies. Or the Dutch.

  • 44 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 10:05am

    AHAHAHAHAHA 1:05. legit shit right there, nothing but the truth.

  • 48 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 11:59pm

    Jesus, I didn't send that text, did I? Cause it's dead on. Maybe I should stop being such a nice guy to everyone. Or maybe I should stop using that Twinkie-scented soap.

  • 42 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 2:49am

    Really? swm. I know that abm means available black man...

  • 39 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 9:56am

    HAHAHAHAHA "that likes everything I do" hahahah fuckin awesome

  • 35 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 10:33pm

    swm-single white male. 10:02, just because you're fat doesn't mean everyone else is going to be.

  • 47 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 6:14pm

    Cupcakes .... yummmmmmy! ; )

  • 44 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 5:42pm

    Fat chicks. Can't live with 'em, can't legally kill 'em.

  • 44 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 11:05pm

    ^^ in denial of own fatness.

  • 35 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 6:09pm

    I missed the memo that it was fat chick week. Aren't those sloppy gravy-sweating monsters supposed to stay indoors during the summer?

  • 35 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 5:38pm

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

  • 41 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 5:45am

    My life... in a text.

  • 36 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 9:35am

    @ 5:42 and 9:28: Awesome.

  • 31 34
    Submitted by Katharos72 on Jul 22, 11 at 1:28pm

    Yeah, whoa, there are some super hateful comments, like, right above me. Wtf dude slow your roll.

  • 36 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 5:57pm

    hahahahahahahahahahah this is classic