Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
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Fuck all of you losers
They can sense it. You're going to be a fattie someday soon.
I think if you were going to stick with the acronyms, the correct term for "ultra-plus-size woman" would be BBW? I am 90% sure thats right.
if they're close enough to read signs on one another why would they be texting
Why people gotta be hatin' on the fatties? Get over it.
Fat chicks aren't real people. They're like carnies. Or the Dutch.
Cupcakes .... yummmmmmy! ; )
ugh this describes my life in a nutshell...
"that likes everything I do"
hahahah fuckin awesome
swm-single white male.
10:02, just because you're fat doesn't mean everyone else is going to be.
I missed the memo that it was fat chick week. Aren't those sloppy gravy-sweating monsters supposed to stay indoors during the summer?
@ 5:42 and 9:28: Awesome.
hahahahahahahahahahah this is classic
Really? swm. I know that abm means available black man...
^^ in denial of own fatness.
Fat chicks. Can't live with 'em, can't legally kill 'em.
Ugh my life in a nutshell
but bbw means big beautiful woman, which is a total oxymoron. there is no such thing as a "beautiful" fat girl. Fat people all deserve to be drowned in a giant tub of boiling gravy.
Yeah, whoa, there are some super hateful comments, like, right above me. Wtf dude slow your roll.
AHAHAHAHAHA 1:05. legit shit right there, nothing but the truth.
My life... in a text.
Jesus, I didn't send that text, did I? Cause it's dead on.
Maybe I should stop being such a nice guy to everyone. Or maybe I should stop using that Twinkie-scented soap.