How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
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