I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
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Dude no fair, I've wanted a midget army for months now and even found some that I might try to conscript into service.
i can take over the world with midgets. I have a plan. ٩๏̯͡๏)۶
dude, my dad and i came up with the midget army idea months ago.
and their leader would be a bisexual one legged little dude with a pogo stick instead of a prostetic leg. he carries a boom box on one shoulder and has a tray watermelon flavored jello shots glued to his head.
This is the only one that I actually laughed out loud
I'm like 5 feet. I deserve a midget army.
As I read this, at the table next to me sits a real live midget.
i don't know if this is a good night or a bad night...
They're not midgets! There called Shetland people!
Fuck you OP! Why does this site allow derogatory terms like "m*dget" through and not niqqer or faqqot? Because saying the M word to little people is just as insulting as the N word and faqqot.
Haha, my xbox live name is army of midgets, but came up with that a year ago.
Follow me jaeseabean :o) lmao
That's a lot of responsibility..