Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
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7:50 i agree, that's a pretty selfless girl. kudos to her.
and i'd just like to mention that i'd really rather not get the cum on my teeth, so if it does whiten them, i guess i'm just out of luck.
6:22 i beg to differ i give my bf head like every day and my teeth havent gotten any whiter
Hmmm, peroxide + sensitive skin = BURNED FUCKING PENIS YOU CRAZY BITCH!
hahahaaha props to 632, and at least this girl is trying to multi task
i'm 9:55..we've been married two years, been together 8 and a half and we have two kids...4 and 1. i'm just lucky i guess lol
If you want white teeth put a toothbrush in your mouth instead of a dick.
Cum does not whiten teeth, that is one of those stupid forwards that was sent around to convince girls to give head, it's an urban legend.
10:05 am bull $?!+ You have to be stupid to believe that or a guy...
You must be newly weds. Be ready for that to change.
Even if cum whitens teeth the effects would be too minimal to notice unless your smearing it on your teeth multiple times a day for a decent amount of time. Kinda like how mountain dew kills sperm. Sure it does, but its really not possible to consume enough to actually do damage.
Who cums on someone's teeth? Mine's always farther "down stream"...
That'd probably very tingly for him... might actually be interesting....
"do not change" 6:32?
kudos to the man, 955
6:32 pm maybe you're not consuming all of it. its proven as he said. you cannot let one drip go to waste. if something is proven then it must be real. :D
Absolutely. That advanced seal is pretty extraordinary
I don't know if cum whitens your teeth but it is good for it!.. so if all else fails you are still killing two birds with one stone haha
935 prove it, and not in one of those, im-really-educated-so-let-me-tell-you-about-the-properties-of-whitening-strips-vs-the-possible-whitening-properties-of-cum...mcdonalds, 20 minutes, be there
What's so hard about having sex every day when you're married? My husband and I have done fine with it for almost a year!
Okej people calm down. Cum does whiten teeth. Semen contains citric acid, free amino acids, fructose, enzymes, phosphorylcholine, prostaglandin, potassium, and zinc.
haha welll i think peroxide on the junk would be a bit painful. BUT it makes you drool... and it COULD be seen as a toothguard for his business.
Cum helps prevent breast cancer. Proven fact.
Seeing as how no one reputable defends the cum makes your teeth whiter myth, it is safe to say just that. It's a myth.
my dentist asked how i keep my teeth so white... brush twice a day, give head at least once a day. Simple. :)
i'm married and i get head everyday!
6:32pm is one hell of a woman. I've never dated someone who gave head on a daily.
Pshh, you don't need crest whitestrips. Cum whitens teeth!
You know, 6:32 could, in actuality, be a man.
9:55, you are living the dream. Lucky bastard!
Pretty sure semen whitens teeth. So, you're spending 30 bucks a month on something you could get for free!
9:49, dear, is it not easy to tell the difference? For a girl, being licked isn't the same as sex. Like you said, "I want you in me." That doesn't happen when you're licked. Not as rough, and boy do we like the roughness. As for the guys, it's most likely tighter, you have more control over his happy bits, he's going to a happy one. If you do it right.
Oh dear God, look what anonymity has done to me.
3:24am - I agree!!! What is with that?!?! I mean, even if a guy is going down on me; in the heat of the moment, I'll be like, "I want you in me....now!" Sex is just so great! Why pass it up for head?
Cum whitens your teeth. Proven fact
good question. i think it depends on the amount of suction and how long you're supposed to keep the strips on. you wouldn't want cummy strips in your mouth for 10 minutes after the fact.
you should do it! it would sure make it rewarding for the both of you!
Cum does, but the effects depends on the immune system of the guy. And the food the guy has consumed affects the flavor.
of the laundry list of chemicals listed above, only one will whiten teeth in any way, and its a super weak acid with a REALLY low dissociation constant. cum does not whiten anything, its something men made up to get women to swallow becuz god knows it feels better to cum inside someone than to have them stop and finish you a different way. sorry guys, giving up our secrets, but this is just fucking stupid. and i wouldnt give him head like this... it might tingle, or it might burn the fuck out of him...
I give my boyfriend head almost everyday too. I swallow, though, none of it gets on my teeth so I don't know about the whole whitening thing. Whoever tested that shit, though, gets kudos in my book.
6:32 if that is true do not change
the answer to your question is yes.
I wouldn't risk harsh bleach chemicals on his pride and joy. Too risky
This is so wrong..lol But funny.
One way to find out...
Why is it that men love getting a bj everyday and fantasize about it instead of sex daily?? Is a bj better than sex?
for more information please consult your local dental hygenist
Damned, head daily? I'd like it at least once a month. But the again, I'm married!!
...if cum is on your teeth long enough to whiten them, you might as well just spit. usually you swallow and it isn't in your mouth long enough to whiten anything.
How efficient... Everybody loves a pragmatist.
Because blowjobs are selfish, just like cunnilingus. Who doesn't wanna be a little bit selfish every day? Would you rather your partner say "Can we have sex?" Or "I wanna suck/lick you" I'd say both, but I'm incredibly selfish.
Who the hell tried that experiment anyway? And who offered to be their subject?
Cum is a natural whitening agent! Why watlste money on white strips if you can get the same thing or free? Lol
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who are you people?