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  • 90 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 7, 09 at 2:02am

    Canadian. im pretty sure Canadians say blasty

  • 87 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 12:41pm

    Why is everyone blaming him for not having sex? Maybe it was she who didn't want to? Also: Not all men necessarily want to have sex right away. Sad but true.

  • 89 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 2:36am

    if all you did in 4 hours is makeout, then that's a sign right there.

  • 79 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 3, 09 at 8:13pm

    i think i know the girl haha

  • 81 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 3, 09 at 3:05am

    Scorpios? Are you people really that dense? Astrology is a fucking joke you ignorant screwheads.

  • 77 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 2:43am

    maybe he just likes dane cook....

  • 78 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 3:54pm

    I keep reading this one over and over. The word "blasty" gets me everytime.

  • 77 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 1:41pm

    Nothing wrong w/ scorpios =/

  • 71 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 2:46am

    stay away from scorpios, and this prolly won't happen as often

  • 72 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 3:16am

    lol @ the scorpio remark. it is totally fucking true.

  • 70 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 3, 09 at 8:04pm

    maybe he's just european

  • 69 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 2:37am

    clicked the wrong reply ^. ugh

  • 72 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 9:59pm

    my favorite h always ends words in -y. a vacation is a trippy. text = texty. no doubt that this was him.

  • 62 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 9:01pm

    Wait, is the person who sent this text a guy or a girl?

  • 72 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 12:07pm

    Sounds like my EX- bf haha

  • 76 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 3, 09 at 8:53pm

    Blasty? WTF either I'm livin in the dark ages or one of you freaks needs to call me.

  • 66 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 3:00pm

    dane cook. "blasty blast."

  • 65 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 1:07pm

    this sounds a lot like someone i know ... hhhmm

  • 64 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 5:09pm

    one of the funniest texts, by far "blasty"?

  • 61 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 3:59am

    Yeah I'm going to concur on the Scorpios comment. Or maybe she was at g&g?

  • 66 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 7:17pm

    he might just have a small penis unfortunately :-\

  • 64 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 2:36am

    lol i hope you reported his ass

  • 67 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 7:15pm

    he probably has a small penis :-\

  • 58 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 11:25pm

    The only Canadians that say "blasty" are..... Oh wait, none of them.

  • 58 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 6:18am

    Just ask him. I'm pretty sure he digs you too.