fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Even my vagina gasped.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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