hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
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she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
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I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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