fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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