It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
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So is this the tale of two bangs?
nah son, it's the story of moby dick
Nope, that'd require a pun off of "Call me Ishmael" that I'm too tired to think of right now.
First line of "Autobiography of a Hairdresser"?
Bang, bang. Bangidy bang. Bang bang bangidy bang!
Awesome HIMYM reference
Nope... A tale of two titties...
That mean he got his dick head cut off in a cigar guillotine at the end?