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    Submitted by tc_24_7 on Aug 5, 12 at 11:49am

    So is this the tale of two bangs?

    • 46 40
      Submitted by puffandorstuff on Aug 5, 12 at 11:59am

      nah son, it's the story of moby dick

      • 47 49
        Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Aug 6, 12 at 1:59am

        Nope, that'd require a pun off of "Call me Ishmael" that I'm too tired to think of right now.

  • 61 50
    Submitted by pnr on Aug 5, 12 at 1:41pm

    Bang, bang. Bangidy bang. Bang bang bangidy bang!

  • 58 53
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Aug 5, 12 at 12:51pm

    First line of "Autobiography of a Hairdresser"?

  • 45 50
    Submitted by thirrteen on Aug 6, 12 at 5:11am

    Awesome HIMYM reference

  • 47 57
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Aug 5, 12 at 4:23pm

    That mean he got his dick head cut off in a cigar guillotine at the end?

  • 36 49
    Submitted by datniggajo on Aug 7, 12 at 7:33pm

    Nope... A tale of two titties...