Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
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