I just saw a hot homeless man
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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