I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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