You must be Logged in to post a comment

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 7:52pm

    Totally used this before too! Makes them feel OK about themselves and you never have to deal with them begging for more! He was just done with you!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 9:20pm

    ha ha ha! it's a better story than the two my friend has gotten: #1 i am having brain surgery next week #2 i have to adjust my sleep schedule over the next month so i can go watch the australian olympics

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 11:52pm

    "Sperm swap". Say that out loud & tell me if you don't bust your gut laughing!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 9:10pm

    so umm yeah. i'm 516 and i had the same line used on me. is this a nassau epidemic?? does everyone need to be questioning their sexuality?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 3:01am

    2:01 what, you don't kiss after oral? Both parties should at least be secure enough to taste a little bit of themselves.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 12:21am

    f!!aggots are ruining this website in my opinion

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 8:58pm

    8:52, is your stupidity a scientific fact too?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 8:02pm

    I'm for sure with 7:41, there are worse reasons

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 7:39pm

    must have been some bad pussy

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:15am

    something must be in the air because my boyfriend just broke up with me for the same reason. said he didn't have the time for a relationship right now, but apparently he had the time to hook up with EIGHT men in the past 3 years.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 12:50pm

    @8:22 You sir (or m'am) are incorrect. Anyway this text is BS

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 2:01am

    12:14 Im a girl, and that just made me throw up a little.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:13pm

    um.Let me solve this for you all.Its just a lame ass and sad excuse for you to just leave him alone.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 2:09pm

    EIGHT men in 3 years... dude thats 2 a year, with a 2 bonuses thrown in. That really isn't that far out of control.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 12:16am

    He's probably lying. Does she really believe this?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 8:57pm

    Are you kidding? If you are a guy and you like cum in your mouth (yes, homo), you need to start blowing dudes and leave the ladies to us real men.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:16pm

    9:42 please stop making the gays look like tools.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 8:55pm

    To 8:39--- my gf & I do that too (kiss with my cum in both of our mouths). Seeing her get off on it totally turns me on!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 7:59pm

    stay away from nassau county boys. you either get this or a Gotti wannabe

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 7:42pm

    HAHA i've used that one before. classic.....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 7:53pm

    1st 7:41--- Good point. Is the person writing that text a dude or a girl?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:30pm

    He prob just doesnt like you and doesn't know how to tell you. haha Sad way of doing it though. lmfao

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 8:39pm

    How old a boy was this, anyway? Maybe he just wants to see what sucking cock is like. My ex-GF and I used to share my ejaculate after she blew me...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 9:49pm

    miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiike

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 12:14am

    11:27 - not necessarily. if a girl gets off by a guy kissing her with her vaginal juices still in his mouth, does that make her a lesbian? no. it's just a fetish.