He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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