these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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